nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

posted 1 hour ago via pizza (© nikkipher) with 15,356 notes

#OH MY FOD

rabioheab:

take a moment to reflect on this image of a prepubescent taylor lautner in a shark costume singing with sharks

I have way too much time on my hands

dietchola:

i’m terrified of lady bugs because when i was 10 my bathroom got infested by them and they laid eggs in my shower but i didn’t know that so when i went to take a shower one time i turned on the water and thousands of lady bugs came flying out of the drain and i sat in the bathtub and i cried

posted 3 hours ago via warmtitties (© dietchola) with 21,924 notes

#THIS HAPPENED TO ME BECAUSE I GOT A LADY BUG FARM INSTEAD OF AN ANT FARM

nayx:

this is so illegal.  we’re going to get in so much trouble.  you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs

posted 3 hours ago via ryansfolleses (© nayx) with 21,566 notes

#ME

portablemiah:

this is the only thing i care about. after the sun has collapsed and the universe has retracted into a singularity i hope this video continues to exist somewhere in paradox space.

posted 3 hours ago via maschlong (© portablemiah) with 1,796 notes

#MICHAEL OFIWERHBDGDJAISW #THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER #VIDEO

update the ketchup cake was fucking amazing

me feat. ketchup cake

Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers. 

posted 12 hours ago via pizza (© chattercrow) with 281,441 notes

#for future reference

I made a fucking ketchup cake like 5 people on twitter thought I was joking I am completely 100% serious

one of the better things I’ve made at 3 am after a random impulsive decision